Emmy:  It’s time that I had a baby because I’m thirty and my biological clock’s ticking away like mad.  The problem?  I don’t have a boyfriend, and I haven’t had one in years.  I could use a sperm donor, but it seems so cold and clinical.  Not to mention, I don’t have the money for multiple rounds of IVF.  What do I do?  I need a man to be my babydaddy (*preferably a hot, good-looking one), but where do I find him?

John:  My friend Matthew has a “babymaking” service.  He meets women and is intimate with them in the hopes of giving them a baby.  I call it completely crazy, totally bonkers, and all-around madness, but Matt says he’s satisfying an “unmet need” in the female population.  One day, he calls me in a panic and says he can’t make his appointment.  Will I step in?  I agree, expecting absolutely nothing.  But when I get my first glimpse of the curvy, beautiful Emmy Mitchell, suddenly I want to become a babymaker for real.